Thursday, May 27, 2010

In Theaters: May 27, 2010

Take a look at what is opening this weekend.

Director: Mike Newell
Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley
Rated: PG-13

Based on the video game, the titular prince Dastan (Jake Gyllenhaal) joins up with Tamina (Gemma Arterton) to safeguard a dagger holding the Sands of Time in an effort to keep it from an evil ruler who plans to use the Sands of Time to destroy the world.

Opening in Wide Release:

Director: Michael Patrick King
Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall
Rated: R

The sequel to the first Sex and the City, as well as to the television show, follows the lives of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, and Samantha. This time the film follows them from New York all the way to Abu Dhabi.

Trailer:



Opening in Limited Release:

Director: George A. Romero
Stars: Alan Van Sprang, Kenneth Walsh, Richard Fitzpatrick
Rated: R
See my review of this film here.

Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Stars: Dany Boon, Andre Dussollier, Nicolas Marie, Jean-Pierre Marielle, Yolande Moreau
Rated: R

Obviously I enjoyed Survival of the Dead, so I suggest that if it is playing in your city, go see it. I hope to see Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. As far as Sex and the City 2 goes, well, I'll probably be skipping that one.

What are you looking forward to seeing?


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Slow-Moving Zombies, Hatfield and McCoy Feuds, and the Return of a Legend.



George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead

Directed By: George A. Romero

Starring: Alan Van Sprang, Kenneth Walsh, Richard Fitzpatrick

Rated: R

1 hr. 30 min.

In the latest of George A. Romero's "Dead" Series, a small group of soldiers hope to find a place to get away from the current zombie scourge. They meet up with a boy who shows them a video by Patrick O'Flynn, AKA Captain Courageous (Kenneth Walsh), who advertises Plum Island. When the group meets up with O'Flynn, they find out the truth behind Plum Island, and the Hatfield-and-McCoy-style feud between the O'Flynns and the Muldoons. The soldiers and the boy become thrust in the middle of this battle between families over what is to be done about the zombies shuffling around the island.

The previous "Dead" film, Diary of the Dead, is a bit of a disappointment, which is shocking considering what a legend Romero has become. However, Survival of the Dead completely makes up for it. The plot is not one you find in most zombie films, once again proving what an ultimate storyteller Romero is. While not necessarily frightening, it still manages to create suspense in moments throughout. Because Romero masterfully makes us care about the characters, we care what happens to them as they are forced to join a side in the Plum Island battle.

Survival of the Dead does have its share of cheesy moments and dialogue. The zombies themselves, the classic slow-moving type, are rather ridiculous and make for a good laugh, especially when one of them manages to remember to start his car, only to have the ability to go forward and backward on the deck of a ferry. It is the cheesy campiness, though, that makes a horror film, or a Romero film, the greatest. Although a small bit of the acting is lackluster, the overall film is still completely brilliant.

Grade: A

Survival of the Dead hits theaters Friday, May 28th, but you can see it now on HDNet on Demand.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

MTV Movie Awards Nominations

The nominees for the MTV Movie Awards are out!

BEST MOVIE
Alice in Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Amanda Seyfried, Dear John
Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana, Avatar

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum, Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron, 17 Again

BEST BREAKOUT STAR
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Chris Pine, Star Trek
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Logan Lerman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief
Quinton Aaron, The Blind Side
Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Ben Stiller, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper, The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds, The Proposal
Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

BEST VILLIAN
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter, Alice in Wonderland
Ken Jeong, The Hangover
Stephen Lang, Avatar
Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

BEST FIGHT
Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter, Obsessed
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong, Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang, Avatar

BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, The Runaways
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, Valentine's Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington, Avatar

BEST WTF MOMENT
Betty White, The Proposal - Cops a Feel
Bill Murray, Zombieland - Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
Isabel Lucas, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Unexpected Transformation
Ken Jeong, The Hangover - Naked Trunk Surprise
Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body - Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR
Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe

BEST SCARED-AS-SH**T-PERFORMANCE
Alison Lohman, Drag Me to Hell
Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer's Body
Jesse Eisenberg, Zombieland
Katie Featherston, Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley, District 9

BIGGEST BADASS STAR
Rain
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Sam Worthington
Chris Pine

The last three categories (Global Superstar, Best Scared-As-Sh**t Moment, Biggest Badass) are brand new this year. Pretty dumb names for categories, but this is the MTV Movie Awards. You can expect Twilight to win big here, and maybe Avatar as well. We can only hope Zombieland is able to win (anything is better than Jennifer's Body, though).

What do you think of the nominations?

The awards will be broadcast on MTV Sunday, June 6th, at 9P.M. For more info and to vote on the nominees go to http://www.mtv.com.


Monday, May 10, 2010

Trailer: Inception

Here is the new trailer for Inception.

Synopsis:
Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is an expert at extracting secrets from a person's subconscious during the dream state. This gift lands him in the position of international fugitive. He is offered one last job that could bring him home, but it's his biggest job yet.
In Theaters:
July 16, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

In Theaters: April 30, 2010

Here's a look at what is opening this weekend.

Opening in Wide Release:

Director: Samuel Bayer
Stars: Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy
Rated: R

In this reboot of the original A Nightmare on Elm Street (Directed by Wes Craven, 1984), the infamous serial killer wielding the gloves with blades who kills you in your dreams, stalks a group of teenagers who reside on Elm Street.

Trailer:
Director: Roger Kumble
Stars: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields
Rated: PG

A real estate developer faces a protest from the local woodland creatures as he tries to carry out his plans for a new subdivision that would wipe out their homes.

Trailer:



Opening in Limited Release

Director: Dagur Kari
Stars: Brian Cox, Paul Dano
Rated: R

Director: Daniel Barber
Stars: Michael Cain, Emily Mortimer
Rated: R

Director: Tom Six
Stars: Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams
Rated: Not Rated

Director: Patrick Hoelck
Stars: Whitney Able, Bre Blair, James Caan
Rated: Not Rated

Director: Nicole Holofcener
Stars: Rebecca Hall, Catherine Keener, Elizabeth Keener
Rated: R

Overall, I want to see A Nightmare on Elm Street to see how it stacks up against the original. Seeing as the original is so classic, I'm fairly sure the remake is not going to cut it. Also, Furry Vengeance looks like more of a nightmare than A Nightmare on Elm Street, in the sense that it looks absolutely ridiculous. I know it's a family movie, but it almost looks like only the children will enjoy that one. We'll see. As far as those limited release films, The Human Centipede looks absolutely ridiculous as well.

What do you all want to see?

Trailer: George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead

I saw the trailer for George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead for the first time today.

Synopsis:
A group of National Guardsmen travel to a remote island, hoping that it is the last safe, zombie-free place on Earth. What they find, instead, are two feuding families. What's the feud? They're fighting over what to do about the zombies: kill them or try to tame and save them.

In Theaters:
May 28, 2010


Personally, I think the film looks rather lack-luster. The story doesn't really grab me. Diary of the Dead was a disappointment, so I'm hoping this film redeems the "Dead" series for me.

What do you all think?

Blogger Update

Hey followers and regular readers,

This, indeed, is primarily a review site, but I'm planning to do more than just write reviews here so that it doesn't get boring. Here's what I have planned for the future:

  • Of course, I will continue writing reviews as I see new films in theaters, including hopefully the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street this weekend.
  • I will get back to doing television reviews as soon as finale time rolls around. I also plan to write reviews of high profile episodes, including Glee's upcoming Lady Gaga-centric episode (despite the fact I am not a Lady Gaga fan) as well as other themed episodes in the future.
  • I will finally begin writing reviews of music videos in the near future.
  • I will also begin writing my thoughts on trailers for upcoming films.
  • Every Thursday or Friday, I will provide information and thoughts about films to be released that weekend.
  • Every Tuesday, I will provide information and thoughts about the DVDs released that day.
  • I hope to bring back the Horror Film of the Week, and eventually move on to other genres for the Film of the Week.
  • Occasionally, there will be specialty updates, such as the one I did on the top films to watch on Halloween.
  • I will continue posting awards information, including nominee lists and winner lists. This includes the upcoming MTV Movie Awards.
I hope this keeps all of you coming back for more! I also want to thank you for continually checking in here. I apologize that I have not been updating as much. I haven't had the money or time to go see anything in theaters, plus I have my UNCW graduation fast approaching so it's been pretty busy lately.

Thanks for reading!
-Kelly